Saturday, June 9, 2012

Ponzify - IPO Extraordinaire For This Century

Ponzify IPO is one you do not want to miss out on to make you a billionaire


Ponzify IPO
After the Facebook IPO and how there were dreams of people making it big by getting in on the ground floor, we have stumbled upon Ponzify, the next IPO offering which should be coming soon. Given the profits which people made from the Google IPO, everyone is on the look out for the next big thing. And we have found it for you. This one is going to make millionaires out of everyone at the company and they have already filed their "Form S-1 Registration Statement Under The Securities Act of 1933", so we should be hearing more about this in the coming weeks where you can get in on this ground floor opportunity. Not everyone knows about this one yet.
Prospectus for Silicon Valley’s Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong.

Have we gotten your attention? This one is a sure thing and is not going to be taking the same direction as the recent Facebook IPO which has been going in the reverse direction in terms of current value. This one is not going to have that happen and you can be assured of the future value which is going to skyrocket to new highs. They have a very unique product which they are promoting and will bring in lots of revenue to the company, employees and investors.
Overview
Ponzify is a solutions-oriented global technology leader that specializes in selling paper products.

If you are now interested in getting this action to participate in the IPO, you are going to miss out on this one. This is an outstanding parody which has been provided by Timothy McSweeney’s site regarding an article by John Flowers. And the interest that this one has generated points out just how many people are looking for the next big thing.

If you want to have an enjoyable read, you need to take a look at this one as it is very well written and has a lot of humorous points in it which will point out all the absurd things going on with IPO offers right now. Read this and it will bring a smile to your face.
Users love our product because it’s something free. Venture Capitalists love it because they can imagine themselves talking about it at T.E.D. or on Charlie Rose. Trust us: Once you invest in Ponzify, you’ll have a difficult time investing your money anywhere else ever again.

Humor and parody are good things to help us keep things in perspective. Take a read.

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